[3:38:27 AM] Omg Man: e3e
[3:38:37 AM] Omg Man: dB im soooo evil
[3:38:38 AM] Alisha Vanderveer (ʸᵃʸ): dB"
[3:38:43 AM] Alisha Vanderveer (ʸᵃʸ): what did u do?
[3:39:29 AM] Omg Man: dB im american thats what
[3:39:44 AM] Alisha Vanderveer (ʸᵃʸ): e3e.... XD i get it
[3:41:01 AM] Omg Man: dB
[3:41:23 AM] Omg Man: dB cuz your brother thinks im evil? get it
[3:41:37 AM] Alisha Vanderveer (ʸᵃʸ): CB YES
[3:42:38 AM] Omg Man: -goes to your house- -your brother opens the door- E#E -has a shotgun- HEY YALL, IM AN EVIL AMERICAN!
[3:43:12 AM] Alisha Vanderveer (ʸᵃʸ): Brother: O=o
[3:43:28 AM] Alisha Vanderveer (ʸᵃʸ): Brother: >:U UR BRAINWASHED ROM THE MEDIA!
[3:43:42 AM] Omg Man: dB I GOT YOU ALL SOME BIG MACS ON THE WAY HERE
[3:44:31 AM] Alisha Vanderveer (ʸᵃʸ): Brother: >;1 THATS FAKE MEAT, IT WAS MENT TO KILL YOU
[3:45:26 AM] Omg Man: e3e oh, on the way here i also saw some chick, its been a loooong time sence i've seen real boobs

dB NOW ABOUT THEM BIG MACS -pushes past him-
[3:45:49 AM] Alisha Vanderveer (ʸᵃʸ): Brother: B1 im calling the cops...
[3:46:06 AM] Alisha Vanderveer (ʸᵃʸ): Brother: WAIT I HATE THE COPS!
[3:46:35 AM] Omg Man: -plays califona girls on the stareo-

e3e this is my jam
[3:46:51 AM] Omg Man: E#E -noms on big mac-
[3:47:08 AM] Omg Man: dB oh hey, i used your money to buy these too -nom-
[3:47:17 AM] Omg Man: e3e cuz you know, im an american
[3:47:32 AM] Alisha Vanderveer (ʸᵃʸ): Brother: E#E THE FUCK!? GET OUT BEFORE I P-looks @ ur gun- ;~;
[3:47:47 AM] Omg Man: E#E What was that bitch?
[3:48:06 AM] Omg Man: dB I JUST LOVE THE RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS DONT YOU -noms-
[3:48:30 AM] Alisha Vanderveer (ʸᵃʸ): Brother: ;~; THIS IS CANADA!
[3:48:59 AM] Omg Man: E#E No, its north america, AMERICA, dB im evil
[3:49:08 AM] Omg Man: -noms-
[3:49:57 AM] Alisha Vanderveer (ʸᵃʸ): Brother: ;=; thats the contenit, this is the CONTRY,  CANADA... -gets the phone-
[3:50:46 AM] Omg Man: e3e oh i thought you were ganan do that so i cut the phone line, somthing i lerned from some gang in america... E#E ganna eat your burger?
[3:51:03 AM] Alisha Vanderveer (ʸᵃʸ): Brother: ;~; ...
[3:51:16 AM] Omg Man: E#E are ya -cocks shot gun-
[3:51:24 AM] Alisha Vanderveer (ʸᵃʸ): Me: e3e ... nice gun- -sits and eats a burgur-
[3:51:29 AM] Alisha Vanderveer (ʸᵃʸ): jlxghdjvk
[3:51:36 AM] Omg Man: e3e yes it is
[3:52:01 AM] Alisha Vanderveer (ʸᵃʸ): Brother: ;=; here, here.... calm down... -reches into a poccket and holds out weed- t-take it...
[3:52:15 AM] Alisha Vanderveer (ʸᵃʸ): Me: e3e ...
[3:52:48 AM] Omg Man: E#E FOO, DONT YOU KNOW THEAT ILLIGLE WERE I COME FROM? dB even more money wheni sell it. cuz im american, i sell weed n stuff
[3:53:05 AM] Omg Man: e3e oh and im evil
[3:53:53 AM] Alisha Vanderveer (ʸᵃʸ): Me: dB not anymore,Canada has more money then america now. -stuffs my face-

Brother:  SHUT UP ALISHA, YOUR NOT HELPING, YOU BITCH. ;=; what do u want from me?
[3:54:59 AM | Edited 3:55:09 AM] Omg Man: dB true. doesnt mean i cant buy a gun, cuz you know, i can, cuz im american -throws wraper on the ground-
[3:55:58 AM] Alisha Vanderveer (ʸᵃʸ): Me: e3e Canadians can buy guns... we just need a licence and shit...

Brother: THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT?
[3:57:04 AM] Omg Man: e3e so can every one, dB but EVERY american has a gun

E#E SHUT YOUR MOUTH BITCH BEFOR I PUT YOUR DICK IN IT
[3:57:14 AM] Omg Man: dB cuz im american, i can do that
[3:57:26 AM] Omg Man: -spits in a coffie cup-
[3:57:51 AM] Alisha Vanderveer (ʸᵃʸ): Me: e3e hay, have u ttried Timmys?

Brother: oAe"
[3:58:24 AM] Omg Man: e3e nope, and i dont wanna, i only try evil american stuff

WHAT DID I FUCKING SAY
[3:59:09 AM] Alisha Vanderveer (ʸᵃʸ): Me: dB aww cmooon, u havnt lives untill u eat a timmy's dohnut.

Brother: ;~; ur evil...
[3:59:34 AM] Omg Man: E#E -points shot gun at your brother-
[3:59:57 AM] Alisha Vanderveer (ʸᵃʸ): Brother: ;A; DONT SHOOT
[4:00:18 AM] Omg Man: E#E THE SIT THE FUCK DOWN
[4:00:30 AM] Omg Man: e3e you were saying
[4:00:34 AM] Omg Man: dB no no
[4:00:41 AM] Omg Man: What were you talking aboot
[4:00:50 AM] Omg Man: cuz im american
[4:00:54 AM] Omg Man: and i said aboot
[4:00:59 AM] Alisha Vanderveer (ʸᵃʸ): Brother: ;A;" -sits- -shaking-

Me: dB -Hives a dohnut-
[4:02:10 AM | Edited 4:02:26 AM] Omg Man: e3e thats right bitch

E#E ... i know you have mac & cheese, all canadians do, it better be easy mac cuz im lazy and an american
[4:02:48 AM] Alisha Vanderveer (ʸᵃʸ): Me: e3e ill cook sum Kd
[4:02:58 AM] Omg Man: E#E ...
[4:02:58 AM] Alisha Vanderveer (ʸᵃʸ): Brother: TTATT"
[4:03:13 AM] Omg Man: E#E make it quick cuz im demanding and american
[4:03:52 AM] Omg Man: e3e oh -plays stair way to heaven- i like this song dont you?
[4:04:02 AM] Alisha Vanderveer (ʸᵃʸ): Me: e3e calm your shit.
[4:04:14 AM] Alisha Vanderveer (ʸᵃʸ): Brother: ;~; -Slowly covers ears-
[4:04:50 AM] Omg Man: e3e cuz you know, when you play it backwards it sounds like giberish

e3e make it snappy woman
[4:05:45 AM] Alisha Vanderveer (ʸᵃʸ): Brother: ;=;
Me: e3e shut the fuck up or i will shove a hocky stick in your ass, cuz i can do that. im canadian.
[4:06:06 AM] Alisha Vanderveer (ʸᵃʸ): (dB Screw guns, i got a hocky stick)
[4:06:56 AM] Omg Man: E#E make me fucking mac & cheese woman, cuz im american and i make woman make all the food for me
[4:07:07 AM] Omg Man: -still pointing the shot gun at your brother
[4:07:20 AM] Alisha Vanderveer (ʸᵃʸ): Me: ^e3e^ -Drops evrything- -Goes to my room-
[4:07:28 AM] Alisha Vanderveer (ʸᵃʸ): Brother: ;A; WAIT
[4:08:08 AM] Omg Man: E#E ... well it looks like its just me and you
[4:08:48 AM] Alisha Vanderveer (ʸᵃʸ): Brother: ;=; y-yeah
[4:09:53 AM | Edited 4:10:12 AM] Omg Man: E#E there is no fucking mac & cheese infront of me.... do you see a problume here, cuz i do, and i make people make stuff for me, cuz im evil and american
[4:10:23 AM] Alisha Vanderveer (ʸᵃʸ): Brother: ;~; -gets up, all shaky-
[4:10:36 AM] Alisha Vanderveer (ʸᵃʸ): Me: e3e u gonna say sorry yet? ya bitch?
[4:11:54 AM] Omg Man: e3e nope, cuz im american, E#E i make them say sorry and then take thier land to make military bases
[4:12:19 AM] Omg Man: e3e oh btw i filled your brothers room with american shit is that ok
[4:12:36 AM] Alisha Vanderveer (ʸᵃʸ): Me: e3e ... -walks up to you- dB In canada, we do this... -Slaps your face- -takes ur gun- e3e on the ground...
[4:12:57 AM | Edited 4:13:06 AM] Alisha Vanderveer (ʸᵃʸ): dB Sorry, if i shoot you... u have no free health care....
[4:13:37 AM] Alisha Vanderveer (ʸᵃʸ): Brother:;A; -Drops o the ground-
[4:14:41 AM] Omg Man: -takes out a magnum and points it at your face-

E#E Bitch thought americans only had one gun?
[4:15:11 AM | Edited 4:15:21 AM] Alisha Vanderveer (ʸᵃʸ): me: e3e ... i took ur american Gun -points to your stomich-
[4:15:33 AM] Alisha Vanderveer (ʸᵃʸ): Brother: ;A; i dont want to go to america...
[4:16:16 AM] Omg Man: E#E -pow flag comes out of both guns- Americans also have a crud sence of humer, cuz we're evil
[4:16:36 AM | Edited 4:16:42 AM] Alisha Vanderveer (ʸᵃʸ): Me: e3e ... -Shoots you in the gut-
[4:16:47 AM] Alisha Vanderveer (ʸᵃʸ): Brother: ;A;"
[4:17:38 AM] Omg Man: e3e -blown back and hits a table- E#E DIDNT I TELL YOU ALL AMERICANS HAVE GUNS? THAT MEANS ALL AMERICANS HAVE BODY ARMOR -gets a glock and fires at you-
[4:18:04 AM | Edited 4:18:13 AM] Alisha Vanderveer (ʸᵃʸ): Me: e3e -shot- its ok tho, Free health care... dB
[4:18:31 AM] Alisha Vanderveer (ʸᵃʸ): Brother: ;A; THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
[4:18:44 AM] Alisha Vanderveer (ʸᵃʸ): -Police come, Abulince and Fire department-
[4:18:58 AM] Alisha Vanderveer (ʸᵃʸ): Me: dB my nebors have phones.
[4:18:58 AM] Omg Man: e3e damn, you win this battle, BUT NOT THE WAR

-sips tea- cuz im english
[4:19:13 AM] Alisha Vanderveer (ʸᵃʸ): E#E DAMN U ENGLIND!
[4:19:24 AM | Edited 4:19:35 AM] Omg Man: Police: E#E WE'RE LOOKING FOR AN AMERICAN
[4:19:55 AM] Alisha Vanderveer (ʸᵃʸ): Me: e3e no amrican here, just 2 canadians and an English dude
[4:19:59 AM] Omg Man: Me: e3e nope, just me, and english man -sip tea-
[4:20:02 AM | Edited 4:20:14 AM] Alisha Vanderveer (ʸᵃʸ): Brother: THERES UR AMERICAN -point-
[4:20:49 AM] Omg Man: -sip tea- he's crazy, you should do somthing about that, amybe search him for drugs
[4:21:04 AM] Omg Man: (cuz im american and i planted his drugs on him)
[4:21:20 AM] Alisha Vanderveer (ʸᵃʸ): (he alredy had drugs on him)
[4:21:31 AM] Omg Man: (Well now he has more)
[4:21:33 AM] Alisha Vanderveer (ʸᵃʸ): Brother: ;A; WH-WAHT!
[4:21:43 AM] Alisha Vanderveer (ʸᵃʸ): (SHUDUPANDDOTHEPOLICE_
[4:22:03 AM] Omg Man: Police: E#E -searches and finds even more weed-
[4:22:16 AM] Alisha Vanderveer (ʸᵃʸ): Brother: ;A; WHAT!?
[4:22:36 AM] Alisha Vanderveer (ʸᵃʸ): Me:  e3e u little druggie
[4:22:42 AM] Omg Man: Police: E#E we searched every one and your the only one with weed
[4:23:00 AM] Omg Man: Me: -sips tea and flips him off while the cop isnt looking-
[4:23:02 AM] Alisha Vanderveer (ʸᵃʸ): Me: dB Try an Anal Check...
[4:23:23 AM] Omg Man: Police: E#E ...
[4:23:33 AM] Omg Man: E#E your coming with us
[4:23:37 AM] Alisha Vanderveer (ʸᵃʸ): Me: e3e not on us, of corse.
[4:23:49 AM] Alisha Vanderveer (ʸᵃʸ): dB he might have more up there
[4:23:56 AM] Alisha Vanderveer (ʸᵃʸ): Brother: ;A;"""
[4:24:25 AM] Omg Man: Police: -pulls some games out and weed- E#E ...
[4:24:40 AM] Alisha Vanderveer (ʸᵃʸ): Brother: ;=; Owww
[4:25:15 AM] Omg Man: Police: e3e you descust me -cuffs him-
[4:25:27 AM] Alisha Vanderveer (ʸᵃʸ): Brother: ;A; ALISHA! CCALL JOAN AND DAN!
[4:25:45 AM] Alisha Vanderveer (ʸᵃʸ): Me: dB he cut the wires, officer. byyyee robert!
[4:25:47 AM] Omg Man: Me: that american cut the line
[4:26:16 AM] Omg Man: Police: -takes him to the cop car and drives off-
[4:26:44 AM | Edited 4:26:54 AM] Omg Man: Me: -looks at you- cuz im american, i have many diffrent kinds of people living there
[4:27:01 AM] Alisha Vanderveer (ʸᵃʸ): Me: dB JUST AS PLANNED! -getds up, fully heaalthy-
[4:27:38 AM] Omg Man: dB -gets up and peels bullets of my body armor-
[4:28:10 AM] Alisha Vanderveer (ʸᵃʸ): Me: dB" those were real?
[4:28:42 AM] Omg Man: E#E bitch you were suppost to that the other shot gun i had in my pant leg
[4:29:13 AM] Alisha Vanderveer (ʸᵃʸ): ;=; SORRY
[4:29:28 AM] Alisha Vanderveer (ʸᵃʸ): dB -totaly putting this on DA-
[4:29:33 AM] Omg Man: ;=; its ok, im american, i have body armor
[4:29:34 AM] Omg Man: dB
[4:29:51 AM] Alisha Vanderveer (ʸᵃʸ): dB Say hi to my Fans
[4:30:07 AM] Omg Man: dB^ HI FAN BOYS/GIRLS
[4:30:18 AM] Alisha Vanderveer (ʸᵃʸ): dB U HAD TO PUT BOY'S 1ST?
[4:30:36 AM] Omg Man: dB^ HI FANGIRLS/BOYS
[4:30:53 AM] Alisha Vanderveer (ʸᵃʸ): dB Sexist.